I don’t usually bring in too many current events because they tend to polarize people a lot, and that’s not really what I want to do here. However, since Dancing With the Stars started on Monday and there has been a lot of controversy about this season, I think we’re ignoring what’s really important.
My alma mater, Purdue University, is trying to destroy the world.
With dancing robots.
Sure, now he’s playing DDR at the slowest level… the next minute, he’ll be overturning cars to the foxtrot up Northwestern Avenue and using his cha-cha-cha laser beams to fry us all.
You may not be impressed with this now, but we already have pro wrestling robots:
And housekeeping robots:
Is the United States of America in the last days? Absolutely not.
You know why? Because our country will be decimated by robots by then. Also, robots are unable to swim to Israel.
Have I asked too many questions in the last four lines? Probably.
Do you like robots? Do you think they will eventually overthrow their human masters? Do I need to take my paranoia pills? Was this just a big excuse to show a bunch of robot videos?