Russ Ray

Trying to become more like Jesus

November SPAM of the Month Club

2 Comments

After reading some of my old posts, I thought I would take another shot. If you like this, check out the other entries in the SPAM of the Month Club.

From: MoxDeals TODAY
Sent: Monday, November 12, 2012 11:24 AM
Subject: Iceland Water Park

Wasn’t this a plot of a James Bond movie once?

Besides that, I don’t think there’s water in Iceland. Because it’s Ice-land.

Duh!

From: Get BIGGER with Free Sample
Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:09 AM
Subject: Jay Leno found taking drugs

Really? Because I’m sure that would have been on TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, Inside Edition, E! News, The Insider, Access Hollywood, and Conan.

Besides we all know that headline is wrong. It should say that “you need drugs to enjoy Jay Leno’s monologue.”

From: Free trial sample
Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2012 7:17 AM
Subject:Challenge Mike Myers as the love guru

If you’re going to pick a Mike Myers movie, does it have to be the biggest flop?

Wait, we weren’t talking about The Cat in the Hat?

From: Salma Hayek weight loss Free Sample
Sent: Saturday, November 17, 2012 7:26 PM
Subject: Salma Hayek Going Harder, More Urgent

I’ve never heard the term “urgent” to describe Salma Hayek. It sounds like she’s conducting a fire drill or running a kitchen.

From: Oprah weight loss Promo
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2012 8:37 AM
Subject: Beyonce Knowles lost weight

In America, we call that “having a baby”.

From: No workout Free trials
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:33 AM
Subject: Expectant Jessica Alba Debuts Her Bump

Better get that thing looked at.

And what’s with all these celebrities spamming me? I blame Anna Kournikova.

From: Chan
Sent: Monday, November 19, 2012 6:32 AM
Subject: Ship to all countries too, Cialis 20mg/90 pills $133 US-US 3-5 days 

That’s an interesting proposition, because I think a guy like Fidel Castro might appreciate a gift of some Viagra, and if shipping is available to Cuba, that might be the olive branch that opens the door to peace with Cuba.

You can pencil me in for that Nobel Peace Prize right now… I did as much work on that as Obama did.

So… are you sick of turkey yet? Comments below…

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2 thoughts on “November SPAM of the Month Club

  1. I’m never excited to see spam unless it’s your posts about it in my feed reader.

  2. Awww… that’s nice. I think the same thing about anyone else who works in basements.

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