If you’re reading this, that means that a 200-foot stone statue didn’t bust out of Mexico to destroy the world. We’re all here and many of us are even excited to celebrate Christmas tomorrow… it also means several other methods of post-apocalyptic disorder haven’t occurred yet either.
This machine didn’t take over the world:
These machines didn’t take over the world either:
We weren’t harvested for bio-electricity:
John Cusack didn’t save the world:
Dennis Quaid didn’t save the world:
The dead didn’t rise:
Tina Turner is not running Bartertown or Thunderdome:
Apes didn’t take over the world:
We still have our electricity:
Heck, even Nicolae Carpathia didn’t take over the Global Community:
I love a good post-apocalyptic story as much as the next guy, but I hope we can get back to the business of being concerned what really matters this holiday season: how the heck do you get a Furby to shut up?
What’s your favorite post-apocalyptic story?
And, if you can guess all these movies/TV shows, you can win… a round of applause, because none of them are difficult!