However, I saw this item this morning, and decided to resurrect the SPAM of the Month Club.
From: Nathan <email@example.com>
Subject: Information for Ray Family
I love looking at these fake domain names. I tried to Google the word “jettiva” and got this answer:
- Jetta is a Volkswagen (natch).
- Gentiva provides hospice services (how sad… thanks for depressing me on Monday morning, Nathan).
- Játiva was a province of Spain until 1833.
- jetAVIVA assists in the sales and acquisition of light jet airplanes.
Any of these sound more promising than Jettiva.
Hello Russell, Nathan here with some great news.
I doubt it, but please continue.
I’ve got 5,730 reason you should be excited.
I’ve got 99 problem, but this ain’t one.
The government is currently issuing grants of up to $5,730 in and nationwide.
I’m sorry, but please contact me later when you have more than a million reason to be excited. $5730 buys me a car with 180K miles.
It’s open to residents of . You must be at least 18 years old.
I’m sorry, but I’m not a resident of . I don’t think I qualify.
This means you’re eligible to get a check. While it lasts. Click here for more info.
While it lasts? Is this like Snapchat or something? Sorry, that’s a little too new-school for me…
The money is from Federal Grant Programs. You can use it to pay for online classes. This will help you earn a degree and possibly get a better paying job.
I did not know that Hamburger University had an online program! Seems like $5730 is not enough money for an education of this value.
This money can be direct deposited straight to your account.
Surrrrre it can. I also believed those Nigerian guys when they sent me that check that one time to cash for them.
This doesn’t cost a thing. It only takes about 2 minutes to check.
Surrrrre it doesn’t. I also believed J-Lo when she said her love don’t cost a thing.
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Oh, if I could only believe that I would never receive these emails anymore, I would click on your scammy, spammy link!